This lil lovely can't help but remind one of a quieter, gentler and younger version of Mama Edie the Egg Lady, Divine's playpen-bound, egg-sucking mother in John Water's shock classic Pink Flamingos.

The glasses, hair back in pigtails and a sleeping egg make this the perfect protector of your cards and whatnot.

Emily Martin, aka The Black Apple, painted this one. This well-constructed, handmade card case features:

• Art on the outside, paint swatches on the inside
• Textured vinyl lining
• Two pockets no each side
• Perfect for folded money and some ID and cards.