This book is not too good to be true, because it is true, and it is that good.
This volume contains the names of over fifty thousand metal bands.
If one presumes that each of these bands had an average of four members, and multiplies that by the bands, one might figure that at least a quarter of a million humans have pledged allegiance to one of these groups of wandering beasts.
Printed in silver ink on black, black paper.