Hello.

We’re really excited about a new “Reading is Sexy” product we just added to the site.

They’re these cool new mugs, but instead of being made of ceramics or oil-based plastics, they are made entirely of corn. That’s right, good old USA, farm-grown corn. While you’ll want to use these mugs forever, when they finally have reached the end of their useful life, they’ll happily compost back into the earth.

The only trouble with these corn mugs is they’ve thrown us into a CORN-y pun-writing tizzy.

Here’s just a few of the terrible, terrible puns we’ve come up with:

• They’re A-MAZE-ING.
• You’ve got to EAR about this!
• These mugs can hold a HUSK-y beverage.
• No need to STALK us, we’ll just sell you a mug.
• SHUCKS, you’ll want a mug like this.
• There’s more than a KERNEL of truth about how cool these mugs are.
• We have a CORN-acopia of mugs available.
• These mugs will POP out on your shelf.
• It’s EAR-ie how many corn puns you can make.

As a thanks for being an existing customer (as well as putting up with our horrible puns), we’re offering a special 10% off coupon... CORNMADNESS.

You can check out the mugs, here:

http://www.buyolympia.com/q/Artist=Sarah+Utter

And be sure to type in the coupon code at checkout for your discount.

Thanks,
-pat, aaron and bennet
buyolympia.com

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